#5 Red Riding Hood

“I’m not as bad as you may think I am.”

“Shut up evil one.”

“Oh, gonna resort to name calling. Okay, yeah I’m the big bad wolf. I do have street creds to uphold but I’m not a bad guy.”

“You ate my grandmother.”

“Hello, I am a wolf. I eat meat, Red”

“Well your meat eating days are over…”

You can’t kill me Red…you and I go way back…”

“If you call going way back..you trying to kill me every time we meet. What’s the deal with that anyway?”

“It is nothing personal, I’m a wolf.”

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