The ghost was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when he walked into the kitchen. His first instinct was to turn and run. Instead he just stood there.

“”You know it’s impolite to stare.”

Joe blinked and shook his head. “Huh…what?”

“I said, it’s impolite…”

“I heard you..I’ve just never seen a ghost eat before. Cone to think of it I’ve never seen a ghost before.”

“Don’t get used to it. I’m just passing through.”

Joe just stood there.

“Get it…passing through.”

“I got it…want really that funny.”

“Way to hurt a ghosts feelings.